would anybody like to donate to “phil’s guitar fund” so I can get 1 (or all) of these??? yes, I understand that I’m in the middle of an African adoption process that will cost about $25,000 and I have no actual plans of spending money on anything else besides that for the next…oh…20 years!!!
But seriously, they are awefully pretty (and the fact that they sound amazing is pretty nice as well)

Aaaah, the beautiful Gibson DG335 - probably on the top of my dream list.

Yeeah, the Gretsch Black Penguin - this is the guitar that gets all the sweet Hillsong United tones.

Mmmm, the classic Rickenbacker 360 - I played it once and fell in love.

Oooooh, the Fender 72 Telecaster Deluxe - Joel has one of these and I giggle like a school-girl everytime I get to touch it.

Zoww - all the guitars above would sound screaminly beautiful going through this Vox AC15.

Ayeee - the Dr. Z Mini-Z amp sounds like it would be perfect for my church use!

Eeeee, the Martin 000-15 - it doesn’t look like much, but it sounds gorgeous!

Wooo, the Gibson SJ-200 - probably the most beautiful acoustic tone I’ve ever heard when plugged in.
I guess while I’m dreaming, I’ll throw in one of these…

the illustrious Rhodes Mark I Stage Piano - enough beautiful twinkle to last a lifetime.
So, thank you for indulging me in my musical dreams. Of course, if you ask me a year from now, almost everything on this list is likely to be different.
You may now continue rolling your eyes and saying “pfffff”.